There is a chirping bird outside my window ….
Silly bird, don’t you understand Presidential Political Philosophy and that 50% of my grade rests on tomorrow’s final?

May. 22, 2011 at 5:27pm with 43,055 notes
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May. 13, 2011 at 12:50pm with 75 notes
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Early Bird Special: Well, he’s got my vote! And by “vote,” I mean “debilitating secondhand embarrassment.”
[mojo / thanks david!]
Apr. 24, 2011 at 12:36am with 1,924 notes
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The world breaks us all. Afterward, some are stronger at the broken places.
Apr. 13, 2011 at 2:02pm with 10 notes
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“I’m the face of post racial America, deal with it” -Tracy Morgan



